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Amy Schumer is funnier than you
The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
Amy Schumer is funnier than you by DrMurrao June 6, 2018
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funnier than fred
Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.
Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?
Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!
Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!
Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
funnier than fred by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009
cock funneler
Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.
-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
cock funneler by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008
Everything seems funnier after 2 am
The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Everything seems funnier after 2 am by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012