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A beautiful woman who doubles as a wife and a mother. Such a good hearted woman. Her husband is blessed to have her. Her children call her blessed. She’s loved by all
Oh Everyone deserves a Funmilola
funmilola by Lawlar January 31, 2020
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funmibi is usually a girl,so peaceful and and shes shy,so selfless and got a really great love for her friends,shes usually fun to be with,moves on with her life with zero worries, she beautiful,got a great smile and most of it all she loves God
p.s she smiles all the time and shes got this type of nose thats just "jdhduhddhh" i mean no word can describe that nose shes got.
get yourself a Funmibi
that girl is so unique,yea shes Funmibi
Funmibi is beautiful
funmibi by miraykle March 18, 2017

funmilayo 

Witty, deep, friendly and dependable.. Takes promises seriously and feels heartbroken when disappointed. Doesn't often show emotions when sad.
Always ready with a smile for everyone.
Feeling down? Get a funmilayo
I could use a funmilayo right now
funmilayo by FGK March 16, 2017
A beautiful woman who doubles as a wife and a mother. Such a good hearted woman. Her husband is blessed to have her. Her children call her blessed. She’s loved by all
Oh Everyone deserves a Funmilola
funmilola by Lawlar January 31, 2020

Toledo Funguito 

1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.

2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."

"Weird."
Toledo Funguito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
beautiful and joyful

likes cereal

very tall

good at maths and physics
she's eating cereal, she's beautiful and joyful, she's pretty tall, and looks like she's good at maths and physics - MUST BE FUNMI!!!!!!!!!!
funmi by nofinviufdcgbuskj May 12, 2011
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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