funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

by Giz god April 7, 2004

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Funky skunky

A nickname for what i just smoked

Did you smoke some of that funky skunky?my miny tastes horrible

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023