funky honky Share definition Flag A Caucasian person, such as Justin Timberlake or Eminem, that can keep beats with, and has the rhythm of, a person of African descent. Eminem can lay down dem beats, man- he's one funky honky! funky honky by pbm19 February 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the funky honky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch