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Fungo Bungo
The act of wearing tropical or hawaiian themed shirts/attire often out to bars, parties, or other social occasions. Typically done regardless of the current season or weather, contradicting the traditional context in which it is appropriate to wear such clothing.
Person 1: We should go out tonight, but I don't know what to wear.
Person 2: We could do fungo bungo.
Person 1: But we're in the middle of winter!
Person 2: And?
Person 2: We could do fungo bungo.
Person 1: But we're in the middle of winter!
Person 2: And?
Fungo Bungo by OGLAVACAKES January 26, 2023
Related Words
funion • funio • Funion Fucker • Funionhead • funionz • funiosity • Butt Funion • Mung Funions • pork funion • funi
There are Communists in the funhouse
Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.
There are Communists in the funhouse by student1357 May 15, 2010
FuncoLand
One of the original and now nearly extinct gaming stores that was bought out by and inevitably changed to Game Stop. Only a choice few remain unscathed whilst waiting for their lease to run up under the name funco land where they'll then change it to gamestop.
FuncoLand by Don Johnson April 8, 2005
fundo bear
A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.
fundo bear by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020
Funitude
n.
1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
crocodile funhouse
Crocodile Funhouse:
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
crocodile funhouse by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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