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fungshwa 

When you get up from the blackjack table and have to shit so bad, but can't make it back to the room in time, cuz you panicked and got lost on the wrong floor, so you shit in a towel in the maid's room. And since you're an asshole you throw it back in with the clean linens instead of the garbage can.
Dude, I totally got lost on the way back to the hotel room so I fungshwa'd on the 4th floor.
fungshwa by Gary's horsecock December 7, 2017
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Fungshwag 

When a particular setup of furniture feels right with energy and produces a soothing amount of swagger.
I love what you've done with your living area! The fungshwag is captivating!
Fungshwag by Mr. Guest June 23, 2014
A person's natural rhythm or an instinctive beat for any given action
Dude.... your fuckin up my funkshway
Funkshway by Abro90210 December 30, 2011

fungsway 

Pronounced Fung Shway To sway someone or something in your favor. To turn a negative into a positive.
Friend 1 Bruh didn't ya mom say you couldn't go to the party tho?
Friend 2 All I had to do was fungsway her to say yes, and she gave me 20 fo food.
Friend 1 We out then.
Friend 2 Hold up, you see that girl at the corner store.
Friend 1 Yea
Friend 2 Pull up, I'm bout to fungsway her number.
Friend 1 Hell yea, and while you at it. You can fungsway ya ass to pick up some white owls too.
fungsway by platinumrexz May 12, 2017

fungswang 

something that is cool
yo that shit is fungswang
fungswang by llikn April 6, 2017

Funshwah 

It is slang for, Fuck, shit, dammit, cunt, cocksucker, weirdo, stranger, bitch.
Bill was being a Funshwah.
Funshwah by The Master of Shits October 6, 2021

Fungshway 

When something (normally and object such as food or old clothes) gives off such a terrible sent it can cause a headache. In certain cases one can become immune to the scent and then harass their friends with the scent when they enter a room with the foul stench present.
Holy shit that's fungshway!
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