fundelein 

a semi-derogatory, totally ironic nickname used to refer to the town of mundelein, illinois. the town is notorious for having absolutely nothing fun to do (see: mundeslime), and therefore the only amount of fun any teenage resident ever has in mundelein most likely involves substance abuse, bon fires, hanging out in people's garages, and garage hopping.

when i move into my apartment in the city, i'm really gonna miss fundelein...NOT!

fundelein by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

Mundelein 

A suburb of around 30,000 people north of Chicago. Somewhat the ghetto of the north suburbs, if such a thing can be imagined. It used to be popular for the elite of Chicago to have a house on Diamond Lake back in the seventies, but the trend died. Mundelein is now known for a consistently bad football team, lots of high school pregnancies and arrests, having nothing to do except hang out in parking lots or at the Baskin Donuts, and a rather large Mexican population. Is basically a less industrialized version of Vernon Hills and a poorer and less snobby version of Libertyville.

"Hey, I know, let's go to Mundelein tonight!"
"Great!...bowling, or donuts?"

Mundelein by Shannon L.W. March 7, 2006

Mundelein 

One of the most awkward and unfortunate suburbs of Chicago, too large to really be considered a small town but too small to actually be interesting. Mundelein is best-known for its gang fights, large Hispanic population, high number of teen pregnancies, and drug network (the local Burger King made national news for selling drugs out its drive-thru windows). Attractions at its high school include live arrests in the parking lot during first period and a comically bad football team.

Residents of the town flock to cooler places for entertainment, since Mundelein is primarily made up of Starbucks and Walgreens, with the occasional SuperTarget or Baskin Donuts. Popular nicknames for the town include Mundeslime, Fundelein, and Little Mexico.

Libertyville kid: Hey, look, a gang fight!
Mundelein kid: Psh, that's not a real gang fight. You want to see that? Go to Mundelein.

Mundelein by skittlesbunnyx3 June 25, 2008

Mundelein Fever

a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.

Bob-Hey man why don't we ever win?

Jim-Cause we all have the Mundelein Fever

Mundelein Fever by I know all711 October 16, 2009

Mundelein Masher 

When a guy puts calamari rings on his thing and proceeds in moist coitus with his lady friend.

Yeah, Tyrone gave me the Mundelein Masher last night and I was all about it!

Mundelein Masher by moremonstermash June 3, 2016

crowd funneling 

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

crowd funneling by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Mundelein 

Mundelein is also known for there police and narcotics force. There cops are scum bags that pull over teenagers for no other reason but to hastle and search them. The cops are more concerned with busting kids at the frolf course for being there 5 mins before the park closes then taking rapists off the street.

*two kids driving
kid #1: dude im getting pulled over by mundelein.
*three more cop cars arrive
officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
officer: the green air freshener u have hanging from your rear view mirror is an obstructed view. step outside of the car.

Mundelein by Mikey Pe. February 28, 2009