funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

Funcking

another word for freakin or friggin which is retarded

Laugh it funcking off!

by Katiiiii July 20, 2007

Funcking

When two people are having sex without commitment

Are you two in a serious relationship ?

No, we're just funcking

by Tew tban February 16, 2022

So Fucking Idiot

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

by will bitten January 24, 2017

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017

im going to fucking die disease

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

Fucking Warren

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.

"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."

by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020