The Fulton County Funnel is a graphic, depraved sex act where your partner opens your dick hole and then spits in it. Described on the track "I'm So Dope" by Atlanta rapper Young Thug on the landmark album "UY SCUTI", and named after his brief 2 1/2 year stint in Fulton County Prison in 2022.
"She open my dick hole, then spit in it (Ayy)" - Young Thug, "I'm So Dope"
Jeffery: "That bitch gave me the Fulton County Funnel last night"
DaQuan: "How'd it go?"
Jeffery: "Terrible"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.