When there is only one stall open in the bathroom however the toilet is a hot chili pot (clogged and filled to the brim with hot poop soup). You have to go but you can’t in reality shit in the toilet so you squat on the seat and take a long rope shit while shuffling your feet on the seat in a circle. Your shit can’t break, it has to be one solid log and you complete a full circle on the toilet seat. Officially putting a cap on that toilet. It’s done.

Summary:
1. Toilet has to be clogged and filled with shit
2. You have to shit on the seat without the log breaking off
3. Have to lay the solid log completely wrapping the seat, ideally the beginning touching tip with the end of it.

Trevor: Dude…. I opened up stall 3 and I saw the most disgusting thing ever, it was a full circle hot chili pot
Mike: yeah, Paul was bragging about what he did

Full Circle Hot Chili Pot by Ronald McDickfart April 3, 2026

Hotplate full of Spaghetti O's

A fully packed un-hit bowl

Bro come on over, I've got a hotplate full of spaghetti o's just waiting to be smoked!

Hotplate full of Spaghetti O's by Them spaghettis February 6, 2010

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.

Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026