fugowife
they are rumored to be the hottest tiktoker alive. no one can resist them. no one is safe. some people believe they are just a hoax, a made up myth but some believe they’re real. only one person has been rumored successful in making her fall in love and his name is ... pannacotta fugo. ever since that day she has been known as fugowife and now they are rumored to live together happily ever after. although they are already taken that doesn’t stop the many people that have still tried to steal their heart. each and everyone of them failed and fell into an everlasting trance of love with them and only them. only a few have been rumored to have survived to tell the tale of how they met the great fugowife but still no one really knows their true identity...
“hey man what are you looking at?”
“n-nothing!!!”
“what do you mean man let me see the phone😂”
“n-NO Y-YOU CANT ITS A T-TRAP”
“YO WTF MAN GIVE ME PHONE ILL BE FINE CHILL”
“NO I CANT YOULL FALL TOO”
“FALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FALL?”
“IN LOVE MAN IN LOVE AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FALL OUT”
“IS THIS A JOKE? GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE RODNEY”
“PLEASE IM SERIOUS DONT DO IT YOULL END UP LIKE TIMMY”
“T-TIMMY? IS THIS WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BE THE PATHETIC SIMP HE IS?”
“YES NOW GO AWAY”
*rodney trips and falls on the floor causing the phone to be flipped up*
“N-NO DONT LOOK”
“...”
“GEORGE!”
“...”
“GEORGE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE YOU TOO”
“...fugowife”
“h-huh w-what d-did y-you j-just say”
“fugowife”
“N-NO IT C-CANT BE”
*timmy emerges from the shadows with an evil grin*
“oh yes it is”
“w-wha- TIMMY Y-YOUR A-ALIVE??”
“it’s too late.”
“w-what’s too late”
“george. he’s already in a trance.”
“N-NO I WONT BELIEVE IT”
“you have to because..”
“because?”
“you’re next.”
“n-nothing!!!”
“what do you mean man let me see the phone😂”
“n-NO Y-YOU CANT ITS A T-TRAP”
“YO WTF MAN GIVE ME PHONE ILL BE FINE CHILL”
“NO I CANT YOULL FALL TOO”
“FALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FALL?”
“IN LOVE MAN IN LOVE AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FALL OUT”
“IS THIS A JOKE? GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE RODNEY”
“PLEASE IM SERIOUS DONT DO IT YOULL END UP LIKE TIMMY”
“T-TIMMY? IS THIS WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BE THE PATHETIC SIMP HE IS?”
“YES NOW GO AWAY”
*rodney trips and falls on the floor causing the phone to be flipped up*
“N-NO DONT LOOK”
“...”
“GEORGE!”
“...”
“GEORGE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE YOU TOO”
“...fugowife”
“h-huh w-what d-did y-you j-just say”
“fugowife”
“N-NO IT C-CANT BE”
*timmy emerges from the shadows with an evil grin*
“oh yes it is”
“w-wha- TIMMY Y-YOUR A-ALIVE??”
“it’s too late.”
“w-what’s too late”
“george. he’s already in a trance.”
“N-NO I WONT BELIEVE IT”
“you have to because..”
“because?”
“you’re next.”
fugowife by illusopleaselovemeiamdesperate March 6, 2021
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