Fuddering

To manually stimulate the female genitals.

"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

by McGyverMuffDiver May 13, 2008

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013

ruddering

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants

Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"

by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fuddling

When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling

Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.

by Graham Pike December 18, 2013

fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

by spacenewt December 8, 2009

fidlering

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good

I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering

by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010