fuckrub 

to rub a girls back whilst simultaneously fucking her

ere watch me proper ram matts mam up the arse while i give her wrinkly back a good rubbing aswell - fuckrub.

fuckrub by notmanders January 18, 2011

Fuckruptcy 

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.

"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."

Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

FUCKNUB 

FUCKNUB Noun \fək-nəb\

1. Like a FUCKSTICK, only waaaaaay shorter.
2. Someone with a stubby persona.
3. Someone who can't throw a baseball.
4. Someone who hands out dried fruit to Trick-Or-Treaters on Halloween
5. An idiot, a doofus, a moron
6. First cousin to a fucknob

Adjective: fucknubish

My neighbor: "Wow! That was really "fucknubish" of those parents in the white house down the street to hand out dried fruit for Halloween."

Jack to his sister Jill: "Who's that FUCKNUB you're dating?"

FUCKNUB by JQ63 November 2, 2010

FuckRuckus 

Verb, Loud noises, usually made in the act of Fucking. Though could be used to imply a loud noise.

I had that girl making a FUCKRUCKUS.

FuckRuckus by Lucius Macabeus October 12, 2010

fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...

Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"

fuckrobatics by Sugalicious December 2, 2007

Fuckrudders 

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

Fuckrudders by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011