FUCKNUB

FUCKNUB Noun \fək-nəb\

1. Like a FUCKSTICK, only waaaaaay shorter.
2. Someone with a stubby persona.
3. Someone who can't throw a baseball.
4. Someone who hands out dried fruit to Trick-Or-Treaters on Halloween
5. An idiot, a doofus, a moron
6. First cousin to a fucknob

Adjective: fucknubish

My neighbor: "Wow! That was really "fucknubish" of those parents in the white house down the street to hand out dried fruit for Halloween."

Jack to his sister Jill: "Who's that FUCKNUB you're dating?"

by JQ63 November 2, 2010

Cranberry Fucknut

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

by cornfritter April 14, 2011

fucknuckle

a wanker, an idiot, a jack-off. technically someone who fucks their knuckle, i.e. their hand.

instead of calling someone "fuckin' wanker" or "jack-off", you might call them "fucknuckle" - quite offensive.

by Macalito January 29, 2006

Fucknut

1. A person who is so annoying and dumb that they can no longer be classed as an idiot and therefore a new level of idiot was created for them, the Fucknut.
2. A person who as shit for brains (that's if they lucky).
3. A person who was dropped from a tall building at birth.
4. Also see: Alex Glumac

"Fucking fucknut."
"Don't eat from the bin, YOU FUCKNUT."

by PotatoChip May 4, 2003

Fucknuke

Doing the most awesome damage or dps there is in a game, preferably for a short period of time. Originally from the MMORPG World of Warcraft.

Come on guys! We must kill this boss this try, give it your very best and fucknuke the shit out of it!!!

or

Look at the dps Aloccronn did on that boss, you guys need to learn to fucknuke like him!

by atoded June 19, 2010

fucknutt

This word is to describe a person who is a stupid son of a bitch or who makes a complete ass of themselves on a regular basis.

Who was the fucknutt that just ran in to that glass door.

by Shimatta October 27, 2004