Fucking What? 

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

Fucking What? by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

you fucking what 

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".

"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"

you fucking what by crobzub May 22, 2009

So fucking what? 

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

So fucking what? by rperazag May 23, 2010

|8.so.fucking.what.8| 

Expression when u just dont give a f*ck anymore.

dumbfuck 1 n dumbfuck 2 = run 4 your fucking life NOW.

oooooooh~la.

"let's go my love!""let's fly away!!""I'm like the hottest baddest biatch around!"

*passerby(meinparticular)observes*

|8.so.fucking.what.8|"POSER."

|8.so.fucking.what.8| by UdaFagette May 23, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ 

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

Fucking The What 

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

Fucking The What by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010