Fucking What?

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

Fucking What? by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

Words you can keep

you fucking what

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".

"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"

you fucking what by crobzub May 22, 2009

Related Words

Fucking What? • fucking whatsherface • So fucking what? • you fucking what • |8.so.fucking.what.8| • Fucking The What • Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That • Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell • Holy Fucking Bingle. What?! :3 • I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

So fucking what? by rperazag May 23, 2010

|8.so.fucking.what.8|

Expression when u just dont give a f*ck anymore.

dumbfuck 1 n dumbfuck 2 = run 4 your fucking life NOW.

oooooooh~la.

"let's go my love!""let's fly away!!""I'm like the hottest baddest biatch around!"

*passerby(meinparticular)observes*

|8.so.fucking.what.8|"POSER."

|8.so.fucking.what.8| by UdaFagette May 23, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

Fucking The What

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

Fucking The What by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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board chow

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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