fucking nowhere

An insult used in the midst of frustration, Something you say when you are referring to someone who will never aspire to anything in life. A nobody from Nowhere.

Eg: Davyd your fucking nowhere you are going nowhere and your life will end up on the second corner of nowhere in the city not somewhere.

fucking nowhere by okeyDokeysmokestoomuch tokey December 3, 2015

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Middle Of Fucking Nowhere

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010

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nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

nebulous fucking nowhere by mark52million March 26, 2019

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Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

Butt fucking nowhere by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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