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Middle Of Fucking Nowhere 

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.
"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.
I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

Butt fucking nowhere 

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking