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Fucking Kids 

The people who live in our homes, for whom we are legally and financially responsible simply because we are their biological parents or legal guardians. The worst room-mates you will ever have, Fucking Kids will eat all of your food, steal your stuff, lie to you and trash your place.
My Fucking Kids drank up all of my Ovaltine, spilled it on my white couch, denied it and blamed it on each other. I must endure this torture until they are at least 18 years old. Fucking Kids.
Fucking Kids by Ambr February 9, 2007

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!! 

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.
Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Mother Fuckin’ Kids 

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!

fuckingkiss 

Its when the guy sticks his tounge on the girl's mouth and gets it in and out like they are fucking except its on the mouth
Oh my gawd David kept doing the fuckingkiss to Elsie so Josue can wack it off!
fuckingkiss by LC February 17, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026