One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass 2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.
*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadiangang members*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!