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fucking ass 

a phrase for when something rediclous happens
fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!
fucking ass by niggasense May 1, 2005
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Fucking Ass 

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.
Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

fucking ass shit... 

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.
Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

fucking ass ton 

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)
Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
fucking ass ton by FATFTW December 6, 2006

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

kicks fucking ass 

Normal everyday Wendie Gone Feral behaviour. It's one step up from kicking ass and one rung below kicking mother fucking ass (aka Sam L Jackson level Kick Ass)
The World is no match for Wendie...she kicks ass.

No way - she kicks fucking ass.

Lord, lets hope she never has to kick motherfuckin' ass.
kicks fucking ass by Juanny The Fifth September 23, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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