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fuckin'yourself 

Being in bed with yourself and screwing him or her self in bed
If you were as ugly as Warren sapp you wuold be fuckin'yourself every night
fuckin'yourself by Evan Baker February 19, 2005
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the art of fucking yourself 

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF 

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"
person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"

Go fucking hang yourself 

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.
Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.
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