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Fuckboy Syndrome

A chronic disease, in which a chemical imbalance located between the testicles and brain cause the affected male to act and think in a distorted and perverted way. No one knows the exact cause of Fuckboy Syndrome, but it is said to be both genetic and conditioned. If this disease is left to manifest, it will consume the fuckboys life and actions. How to tell if your dealing with a fuckboy? Ever heard "bros before hoes" "wanna come over and watch netflix?' "shes crazy" "send me a pic?" .. hes probably a fuckboy. If your dealing with one, or have someone in your life that shows symptoms : uncontrollably liking and commenting on girls pics, wearing douchy white sunglasses, and being extremely cocky and self righteous. You should proceed with caution. There is no known cure yet, but educating the population is a good start.
"I feel bad for him, I mean he cant even help it, he clearly suffers from Fuckboy Syndrome"
"Hes such a fuckboy, he flirts with everyone"
"poor her, her boyfriend shows alot of fuckboy symptoms"
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fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.
A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"

fuckboy syndrome

An acquired disease that results in perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. Common signs and symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, emotional infancy, binge drinking most weekends, cheap/ keeps tabs on who pays for what, constant wandering eye, will sleep with whatever, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be. A grown boy with fuckboy syndrome will occasionally date a woman, let her trust him, let her believe he's different, all the while knowing he's incapable and unwilling to do what it takes to be a man, and break her heart. She's heartbroken and he moves on to his next challenge(s).
I heard Jill's boyfriend is seen on every dating site there is?!?

Yeah, they broke up two days ago. He's got fuckboy syndrome so bad... he's working on banging three trolls this weekend. Bet he's telling them they're so hardworking and strong... I give each of them a few weeks max.
fuckboy syndrome by Unicorn377 September 22, 2016

fuckboy syndrome

A imature ass hole Who líes alot lives with his parents cant be with just one female is a alcohlic and dead beat : pretender :actor : full of shiet : cheater that will never change
The fuckboy played the nice girl over and over and had no emotion

"Fuckboy syndrome do not be fooled by his tricks"
fuckboy syndrome by Kkk951 February 1, 2016

fuckboy Twitter Syndrome 

When a good natured guy becomes a total Fuckboy when on Social Media.
Dan: Hey do you know Josh?
Nick: Yeah he's a nice guy but suffers from Fuckboy Twitter Syndrome.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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