1. A cute innocent looking girl that is a maniac in bed.
2. That sweetheart in the HR department who you know would hump you raw given the opportunity.
3. A virginal, often religous, girl who grew up in the country sheltered by her mother that turns into a complete nympho in bed late in high school.
When everything from your work life, morning rituals, and weekend is compromised. So you yell in it dismay.
Person 1:" My job sucks, they closed my favorite 80s spot that I go to after work, and the Club Houses no longer honor the yearly winners with plaques. My entire week is compromised!"
Person 2:" Man fuckafunction."
Person 1:"fuckafunction!"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.