fuck udder 

tits

tits
knockers
bazookas
gazungas
mongs

Can I put my face in between your fuck udders?

fuck udder by Queen Andie February 24, 2005

fuck udders 

a huge pair of boobs full of milk

look at her huge "fuck udders"

fuck udders by jonrawlings November 13, 2004

Fuck-Udders 

Slang. A woman's particularly ample and/or attractive bosom. Usually used in a complimentary fashion.

Steve: Holy shit, check out the baby-feeders on that MILF!

Randy: Wow, I'd totally splooge all over those fuck-udders!

Steve: God damn I sure do love a good pair funbags.

Fuck-Udders by Tittiel0ver69 October 21, 2018

Fuck Udders 

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

Fuck Udders by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Fuck me under the hot sun 

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

Fuck me under the hot sun by I am Hitler September 22, 2019

Fuckrudders 

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

Fuckrudders by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

Fuckudders 

A woman's breasts. First used in the webcomic www.sexylosers.com when a man is having intercourse and refers to his patner's breasts as "fuckudders".

I'm about to spew my man yogurt all over your fuckudders

Fuckudders by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 1, 2010