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fuck swear 

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.
Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul
fuck swear by spum778 May 8, 2016
Words you can keep

fuck swear 

Like a pinky swear, but the promise is sworn through fucking, as the name implies. The promise has a much stronger bond than that of a pinky swear.
Yeah, Janice and I plan to fuck swear to each other that be would be together forever.
fuck swear by Kago Kazuma October 4, 2016

I swear to fuck 

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you wont!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

I Swear to FUCK 

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly
Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right
I Swear to FUCK by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

I swear to fuck 

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

swear to fuck 

there’s no real meaning to swear to fuck. it’s a mindset. imagine the worse case scenario and your response is this “swear to fuck”
swear to fuck if she doesn’t take off those fugly boots i’m gonna slice her achilles.

swear to fuck.
swear to fuck by pdam September 25, 2022

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word 

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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