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fuck sock 

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.
Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!
fuck sock by Nick June 19, 2006
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Fuck sock 

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.
"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."
Fuck sock by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Fuck Sock 

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.
"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"
Fuck Sock by RTYF April 4, 2020

fuck sock 

a vagina or just the crusty jizz rag your mama found.
Your mama's fuck sock smells like my man juice.
Your mama found my fuck sock in your sisters room
fuck sock by Dstyle April 2, 2008

Al jabber fuck sock 

The term for frederiks fat cum sock
I love the smell of al jabber fuck sock
Al jabber fuck sock by Dr clambert November 22, 2021

sock fuck 

1) The fucking of a chick with a sock covering the penis in order to prevent pregnancy when you dont have a condom.
2) Also to be used as an inslult to do in a friends ear, and only in the ear anywhere else is sorta gay.
1)Guy: hey honey sorry but i dont have any condoms so you think i can just sock fuck you

Girl: yeah thats ok

2)Curt: brendan, give me back my deal card and stop cheating or god help me i will sock fuck you straight in the ear

Brendan: geez, chill out thats nasty...fag

Russian Fuck-socket 

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.
"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."
Russian Fuck-socket by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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