fuck me stupid 

A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.

Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.

A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."

fuck me stupid by mensa chick March 3, 2011

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018