fuck high

The euphoric feeling one gets after intercourse leading to babbling.

During his fuck high, Tom promised Mindy trips around the world along with marriage.

by douché October 19, 2015

High Fuck

Someone who is incredibly high and is acting as such.

"Quit acting like such a high fuck"

by tiswindy November 9, 2009

high fuck

Someone who thinks they’re better than they are; a pompous person; a condescending ass.

That high fuck told me he runs the place, but he’s only a waiter.

Man, what a high fuck!

That girl says she’s “ way out of my league.” What a high fuck!

by HorseDickNick23 February 22, 2018

high as fuck

Something you would urbandictionary while high as fuck

"Dude, I'm high as fuck. I wonder what the urbandictionary says about being high as fuck"

by Billy B Bill March 28, 2008

high as fuck

What you are right now.

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.

by ImAshroom May 30, 2008

High As Fuck

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship

Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.

by alice J F August 14, 2010

I'm High As Fuck

1.To statement used to describe ones incredibly stoned condition due to massive THC intake from marijuana

"Dude, I'm high as fuck."

by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008