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Fuck Flap 

A nickname for a guy named Brett.
Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today
Fuck Flap by Big Guy ;) July 30, 2019

pick a flap and fuck it 

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

fuck flaps 

Her fuck flaps looked like a mound of old lunch meat.
fuck flaps by berserker256 May 17, 2003

Fuck Flappers

When a woman squats on the prairie to urinate while the wind blows her fuck flappers and it sounds like she's being applauded.
Fuck Flappers by REA July 26, 2012

flappy fuck 

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.
Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.
flappy fuck by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

flippity flappity fuck 

Noun:

Being a complete idiot to a situation
Knowing what is going but ignoring the fact that you can do something about it

Being a bitch
Acting like a bitch
Talking like a bitch
Pretty much being a bitch coming out of the womb
Guy 1: Dude wanna go pick up bitches at the pool?
Guy 2: Nah I'm staying in its too hot outside.
Guy 1: Fuck you, Flippity Flappity Fuck!!!
Guy 2: I'm very sorry
Guy 1: GET OUTTA MY FACE YOU FUCK