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Crack Fuck 

Fucking the crack of the ass by sliding one's dick inbetween the cheeks parallel with the back, in the same manor as Tit Fucking.
She wouldn't go anul, so I just Crack Fucked her.
Crack Fuck by Turboblazer January 12, 2008

crack fuck 

That crack fuck just took the last bowl of pot!
crack fuck by Justin December 3, 2002

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

Crack of Fuck 

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.
I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.
Crack of Fuck by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

Ass crack of fuck 

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

Fuck Cracka 

A person of mostly European descent who engages in unreasonably despicable actions; the caucasian version of fuck nigga.
Fuck Cracka by Johnydeth September 23, 2016
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