Mariah " hey just got my grades, straight A's ! "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "
by Alexandra the great June 22, 2014
Fucked by definition is a trailer trash drunk chick standing on a roof, chugging a beer and then slamming it on her empty head, all while standing on a skateboard. In this definition, the slam pig on the roof MUST fall, preferably breaking a bone or ten, whilst a little red neck crotch fruit flips her the bird and a literal pig grazes happily nearby praying to end up as tomorrow’s bacon or ham to escape this complete fuckery.
The gutter muppet entered the land of the fucked when she attempted to skateboard on the roof. Her crotch goblin was so impressed he saluted her with the middle finger
by Therealmvpofdefinitions May 29, 2019
One's state of mind or physical being where the present and/or foreseeable future is totally uncomfortable/embarassing/painful, usually due to one's retarded action(s) in the past.
by Tesokq May 9, 2016
by wibruk July 3, 2006
Phrase commonly used by silly Welsh people who have limited vocabulary. It is an easy way out for describing how good something is.
Cool as Fuck = Really good
Funny as Fuck = Hilarious
Smart as Fuck = Verry Pretty woman
New as Fuck = Brand New
Safe as Fuck = Good Deal
Funny as Fuck = Hilarious
Smart as Fuck = Verry Pretty woman
New as Fuck = Brand New
Safe as Fuck = Good Deal
by infinity February 25, 2004
by kingfurykiller November 17, 2011
Flogging Use Carnal Knolwedge: When sailors went to sea and, during a long voyage, would tell stories of a sexual nature; if caught would be flogged meaning whipped. The officer of the ship would write in the log a sailor was fucked. Flogged for his use of carnal knowledge of another.
by john henry honest heart July 17, 2006