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Fuchs

German word meaning Fox. It is pronounced Fox in the U.S. by people with the last name. It is pronounced Fucks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. It is also incorrectly enunciated Fuches, Fooch, Futch, Futches, Fooks, Fa-yooks, and so forth.
Answering Machine: Thank you for calling the Mr. Fuchs (pronounced Fox) residence. Please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

Bill Collector: There is an important telephone call for Mr. Fucks. Please call me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT to discuss this important business matter. This is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, Monday thru Friday.

Mr. Fuchs: If you call me and pronounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go fuck yourself back to Bangalore where you belong. It is pronounced FOX!
by Mr. Vos February 28, 2007
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noun-a lover of school, homework, and tests
Dont go home and do your homewrok, your being a fuchs.
by frank December 23, 2004
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Fuchs

a dog.
not the cute puppy meaning but in the mean and bitchy way.
The origins of this expresion is in Polania, but it received its meaning just a few years ago in the medeteranian.
Don't be fuchs, give me your notes.
or
yeh, i know, i'm being a fuchs right now.
by :) March 18, 2005
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Fuchs

Awe Fuchs that’s hotsaid T
by Es clavo Estaban April 3, 2018
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Fuchs

Probably the worst surname to have, ever. Have fun people calling you "Fucks" for the rest of your life.

See also: Cockburn
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 3, 2023
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Fuchs' Syndrome

A rare disorder found mainly in small Jewish females. Symptoms include are not limited to bitchiness, inability to communicate with those legally sane, lame excuses for illreplacable actions, and a really, really, lousy attitude.
1.) Tim's wife threw a pan at his head. She must have been suffering from that Fuchs' Syndrome, again.

2.) I'd rather deal with a perverted guy in a teletubbies suit than deal with your mom while she suffers from Fuch's Syndrome.
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Fuchs is a furry

When a person who enjoys furry content and regularly interacts with furries denies being a furry himself.
Person1: Hey John Fuchs is a furry

John: No i'm not i just like furry porn
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