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fuapa
A fuapa is the sad-looking thin mustache originally worn by Mexicans. But they are now sported by pathetic teenagers who can't grow manly 'staches. A fuapa is usually only on the sides of the upper lip and they should just shave that shit.
Stevie couldn't produce enough testosterone for a real mustache therefore he was stuck with a fuapa.
fuapa by Deutsch Girl August 30, 2009
Fuape
Fuape, A combination of fuck and rape.
Asking for half permission, and then proceeding to fuck the person regardless.
Asking for half permission, and then proceeding to fuck the person regardless.
person 1"hey, how'd you react if someone fucked you right now?"
person 2"nicely??????????"
person 1*proceeds to fuape them*
person 2"nicely??????????"
person 1*proceeds to fuape them*
Fuape by 'Dude mc fumbleman October 27, 2016
fuapa
a chemical that enters through your nose and travels to your brain and slowly and painfully kills you.
Go fuck yourself! Or else.
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