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When you facetime for a long period of time and 10% of the time they talk and the rest of the time they just do other random things
fting by shaskboy November 13, 2017
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Fting is when a boy and girl ( or both genders combined) facetime for over 7 hours, or just all day long. Plus these two people facetiming talk at least 10% of the time and the rest of the time they awkwardly stare at each other
fting by Billnyethepoeguy1232 November 13, 2017
Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.
"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"
Faping by randomcavy May 2, 2010
Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.
Faping : Fap and nap
Faping by Ntuli October 29, 2018
the act of typing flusteringly while talking to someone who makes you crazy
i was talking with my girl and i was so flustered i was totally fyping
fyping by swords girl November 25, 2010
Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.
Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.
Faping by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017
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