FTPing

1. Hating On the Police
2. Doing Shit that pisses the police off

Gary: Cole theres a cop
Cole: Watch this drift

-Cop Pulls Cole over-
Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Cole: Because Pig I was mother fucking FTPing

by garydaboss December 30, 2010

fting

When you facetime for a long period of time and 10% of the time they talk and the rest of the time they just do other random things

i was Fting my friend this morning

by shaskboy November 13, 2017

fting

Fting is when a boy and girl ( or both genders combined) facetime for over 7 hours, or just all day long. Plus these two people facetiming talk at least 10% of the time and the rest of the time they awkwardly stare at each other

I am Fting my friend right now

by Billnyethepoeguy1232 November 13, 2017

Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

by randomcavy May 2, 2010

Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.

Faping : Fap and nap

by Ntuli October 29, 2018

fyping

the act of typing flusteringly while talking to someone who makes you crazy

i was talking with my girl and i was so flustered i was totally fyping

by swords girl November 25, 2010

Faping

Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.

Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.

by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017