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1. Hating On the Police
2. Doing Shit that pisses the police off
Gary: Cole theres a cop
Cole: Watch this drift

-Cop Pulls Cole over-
Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Cole: Because Pig I was mother fucking FTPing
FTPing by garydaboss December 30, 2010
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When you facetime for a long period of time and 10% of the time they talk and the rest of the time they just do other random things
i was Fting my friend this morning
fting by shaskboy November 13, 2017
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Fting is when a boy and girl ( or both genders combined) facetime for over 7 hours, or just all day long. Plus these two people facetiming talk at least 10% of the time and the rest of the time they awkwardly stare at each other
I am Fting my friend right now
fting by Billnyethepoeguy1232 November 13, 2017
Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.
"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"
Faping by randomcavy May 2, 2010
Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.
Faping : Fap and nap
Faping by Ntuli October 29, 2018
the act of typing flusteringly while talking to someone who makes you crazy
i was talking with my girl and i was so flustered i was totally fyping
fyping by swords girl November 25, 2010
Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.
Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.
Faping by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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