Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010

real fruit smoothies

Smoothies made with real fruit ^.^

"I said i'd buy the team real fruit smoothies if they won the game..and they won the game"

by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 7, 2010

fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.

Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!

by Pinky518 July 16, 2010

fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

by chowder<3 August 30, 2010

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016