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fruit roll job 

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.
Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.
fruit roll job by FruityDMan January 28, 2014
a fruitjob... also known as a DBF, drive by fruiting, where the fruitsalad is placed at direct eye-level with the eyes of the drive thru cashier or cashieress
I climbed on the box to be at the proper level to perform a fruitjob on the Wendy's clerk.

When they trun around my ass and genatalia will be eye level thus creating a fruit job

or :
towards three AM, i approach the window with my balls and cock betwixt my ass, ready for fresh eye level gazes
fruitjob by Greygo October 5, 2003
When a straight man sucks your dick, therefore making him gay or bisexual
James gave me a warm fruitjob last night while he dreamed that his wife had one this big.
Fruitjob by Tom42 December 16, 2008

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026