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when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head
Oh, Jenny can give a good fuckin friut job!
by Zachary Goot February 04, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a fruitjob... also known as a DBF, drive by fruiting, where the fruitsalad is placed at direct eye-level with the eyes of the drive thru cashier or cashieress
I climbed on the box to be at the proper level to perform a fruitjob on the Wendy's clerk.

When they trun around my ass and genatalia will be eye level thus creating a fruit job

or :
towards three AM, i approach the window with my balls and cock betwixt my ass, ready for fresh eye level gazes
by Greygo October 05, 2003
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When a straight man sucks your dick, therefore making him gay or bisexual
James gave me a warm fruitjob last night while he dreamed that his wife had one this big.
by Tom42 November 29, 2008
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