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A Vodka Cruiser.

For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.
"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"
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fruit beer

Any of a number of alcoholic beverages which, while packaged and advertised as "beer", are actually fruit-flavored wine coolers. Examples include Mike's Hard Lemonade, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, and Smirnoff Twist.
That girl says she's a hardcore drinker, but all she drinks is fruit beer.
fruit beer by Sharp Teeth January 30, 2008

fruit beer

Any of a number of alcoholic beverages which, while packaged and advertised as "beer", are actually fruit-flavored wine coolers. Examples include Mike's Hard Lemonade, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, and Smirnoff Twist.
That girl says she's a hardcore drinker, but all she drinks is fruit beer.
fruit beer by Sharp Teeth December 29, 2007

Beer Fruit 

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes
Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.
Beer Fruit by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

fruit beers 

Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin...
Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'.
See also fruitini.

Fruity Pebbles Beer

"That shit does taste like fruity pebbles!"
"Hey dude, what was the name of that fruity pebbles beer?"
Fruity Pebbles Beer by shamoosucks February 8, 2012

Fruitbear 

An adjective used to describe someone, usually a male, who is incredibly socially awkward and has no shot of obtaining females.
"Look at that Fruitbear over there, thinking he's snazzy with his trombone and his band outfit"
Fruitbear by WhatisthisIdonteven September 19, 2012