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frozen rope

n. an absolute monster of a linedrive completely cutting through the air, usually used to describe a hit in the left side of the field for righties, and right side of the infield for lefties. In the case of halfties (greg epler), it can go to either side.
Oh man, that frozen rope enabled even frank to get a triple, as it went down the first baseline.
frozen rope by jv ballah December 19, 2004
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Frozen Rope

a cumshot that is a line drive, much more aptly named than a baseball line drive, because this is white and can actually appear in frozen rope form for a matter of moments
guy 1 - i hooked up with a harvard coed last night

guy 2 - you give her a pearl necklace

guy 1 - frozen ropes all night
Frozen Rope by dvbb October 5, 2011

Frozen Rope

The act of ejaculating off of a ski lift onto unsuspecting passerby.
Bro, I was just slinging frozen ropes onto those snowboarders!

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.
My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.
Frozen Rope by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026