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Frottage Cheese 

Male ejaculate. A homage to the victorian practice of "frottage," otherwise known as the rubbing of bundled bodies in place of premarital intercourse.
Not much. I just watched a few vids and churned some frottage cheese.

frottage cheese 

The semen that comes out of a mans penis while he "frotts".
After a quick frott on the subway, Karl had frottage cheese in his underwear.
frottage cheese by Logane September 22, 2006

frottage cheese 

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.
How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.
frottage cheese by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Frottage Cheese 

Dickcheese (also known as smegma) that has been knocked off due to dry humping or rubbing dicks together.
Shit, now there’s frottage cheese all over the carpet. We both should wash our rods better next time before we rub them together.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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