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from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.
"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

Bob From Accounting 

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.
Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.
Bob From Accounting by PMGen February 9, 2009

Pam from accounting 

An unpleasant person who always has to argue, say something negative, or give bad news.

Also known as "Karen" or "Debbie Downer".
X: What a beautiful day it is today.
Y: A little too windy for my taste. Better enjoy it. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

X: Thanks, Pam from accounting.
Pam from accounting by SaraBeth873 October 23, 2022

jeff from accounting 

You know who you are Jeff from accounting, you know who you are.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026