frisbeentritus

A rare condition only found in one in a million that erodes the face.

Symptoms include:
Increased sweating
Inability to swim
Increased temperature upon eating carrots
The ability to move objects with your mind
Every time you sneeze your nose expands triple it’s size for two hours

Hey Bobby I heard you had frisbeentritus
Yes Steve I do it's ok tho because I have
mind control
Ooo that's good what's the first thing you did with it?
Made a locked car hit a cat