friendmining

Searching through the friends list of your own contacts on sites like Facebook and Linkedin in the hopes of growing your own friends list for appearances' sake.

Q: How do you know Tom?

A: I don't really... I was friendmining and he is a friend of Steve's.

by retailguy October 16, 2008

friend mining

The act of searching through someone's FaceBook Friend list, in the hope of finding more people they can add as their friend.

Question: "I just saw Jane looking through your FaceBook, what do you think she was doing?"

Reply: "Probably friend mining again... loser!"

by Troy Ginbey December 18, 2007

friendilingus

Friendilingus is the act of cunnilingus performed on a friend by a friend purely for the sake of helping a friend out and/or improving skill in that area.

"I don't really feel very comfortable performing cunnilingus, could I perform friendilingus on you so as to get comfortable with it?"

by djones September 15, 2013

friendzoning

When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.

Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.

by people of earth April 2, 2015

Friedmaning

The act of wearing a shirt while engaging in water sports/activities

Did you see Jay out there on that jet ski, he's totally friedmaning it.

by beatredface July 24, 2010