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Friend-lust 

A period of a relationship where two people tend to hang out together and talk constantly to each other, sometimes even ignoring their other friends. Symptoms of friend-lust include:

- Wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day

- Talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, IM's, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)

- Experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends

- Making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won't remember them the next day

- And in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits sex with said person.

The symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too goddamn annoying.
Willard: Hey, you know where Jakeme is? I can't find him anywhere.
Sara: Yeah, he's with Torrence at the mall.
Willard: Ugh. Again? Talk about friend-lust.
Friend-lust by Red_Stump August 22, 2009

Friend-lust 

A term that is supposed to mean that you have a very strong desire to be friends but someone but can come off as creepily sexual and overly forceful
Tolu: Shryans was going to talk to me but I mentioned my friend-lust for him and he got scared
Friend-lust by rachelsennotstits September 15, 2017

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.
Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist
Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

Friendlist Tidy 

The act of removing people whom you no longer speak to or no longer wish to speak to from your friend list on a social networking site to "clean up" and make your friend list less cluttered.
I have 142 friends listed on my Facebook friend list.... I only talk to 15 of them. I'm way overdo for a friendlist tidy.

friendlisted 

To be friendlisted is to be banned from a Discord server. Your first sight immediately after is your friends list.
When I started spamming nigger in the Garry's Mod and More server, I got friendlisted.
friendlisted by QWEEFTY May 2, 2018

friendustry

When you have a friend in "The Industry." Someone you often use to brag about who you know in Hollywood, even if it's a valet who's seen Tom Cruise once.
Oh, my friendustry knows Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, Chad has his number. I bet we can get him to say, "Get these muthafuckin snakes off this muthafuckin plane."
friendustry by Zod's Captain April 22, 2013