friend dump 

To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.

"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."

friend dump by karling January 20, 2007

Friend Dumped 

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

Friend Dumped by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

Friend dumped 

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.

Friend dumped by Crumpets February 21, 2022

Crown Fried Dump 

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

Crown Fried Dump by gajdududh December 18, 2020

joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025