freudian dick

When the guy cums before you do and while he is in pure ectasy of release you punch him in the dick

Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!

by Saroochi July 27, 2017

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018