fretster

see wordasshat

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

fretster

see asshat

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Freyster

A really cool nickname for someone called Freya. Freysters are normally really cool and short but that doesn't matter because they get the gamer guys wanting to be with them.

Woah that girl gets all the gamers, she must be a Freyster.

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 1, 2019

freesters

1. free beasters

2. Things that people steal at parties

1. guy 1: man im so baked, i just got smoked up by jeremy
guy 2: yeah dude hes always giving out the freesters

2. guy 1: how was that party last night?
guy 2: It was so fun, i came empty handed and got complelty shit housed.
guy 1: damn i should have gone, i love freesters

by ben geezy January 13, 2008

Fratsterbater

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.

We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.

by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

Fredster

A cool nickname to give to your friend named either fred or freddy.

Girl : Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Guy : Sorry, i'm hanging out with fredster tonight.

by yaboinick June 5, 2017