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fretster • fredster • freesters • Fratsterbater • Freaster • frester • fretstorming • Freyster • doing a fretter
doing a fretter
A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Example 1
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017
Freyster
A really cool nickname for someone called Freya. Freysters are normally really cool and short but that doesn't matter because they get the gamer guys wanting to be with them.
Freyster by DirectionAndMagnitude69 January 1, 2019
Fratsterbater
Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013
Fredster
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