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A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.
by theevanshow December 02, 2014
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