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french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.
by ElongD69 November 7, 2017
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