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Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
by guido20 April 14, 2010
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