french bagel 

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

french bagel by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

french bagel 

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."

french bagel by Ho-Seef September 23, 2007

french onion bagel 

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

french onion bagel by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018