french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

french bagel

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."

by Ho-Seef September 23, 2007

french onion bagel

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018