free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

by pike-pat March 16, 2008

free willy

when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.

if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

free willy

The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.

Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!

by Nobody. February 16, 2007

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

free willy

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006